Elk Tour Suite, Pt. 3 & 4

[ELKTAUR]
When they look at me
Ha, like they'd ever look at me
But if they did
Do you think they'd see that thoughts are spinning in my mind?

Like what is like to be human?
To dance in their ballrooms late into night, oh
What is it like to be taken seriously?
To walk on the beach and leave just one set of footsteps behind?

[GUSKIN, spoken]
Ah, such a lovely singing voice. If I'd've known you'd be doing an unplugged set, I'd've brought my banjo with me!

[ELKTAUR, spoken]
Ugh, Guskin, what do you want?

[GUSKIN, spoken]
What do I want? I want you to do your job!
The rift is on the fritz again!

[ELKTAUR, spoken]
Ah, sir... Yes, sir!

[GUSKIN, spoken]
Why it's- it's like you're being sarcastic!

[ELKTAUR, spoken]
I'll go right away, sir! Fix the thing! That's what I'll do!

G'day, m'lady. What seems to be the problem?

[BASKET WOMAN, spoken]
Well I brought these rutabagataurs with me through the rift, and now they're all weird

[ELKTAUR, spoken]
Hm... Interesting. I... I'm sorry that happened to you
I'll uh, I'll go take a look

[ELKTAUR]
Everyone loves magic, except for when it's busted
They travel through the portals but they probably shouldn't trust it
Centaurworld and humans now are linked forevermore
Though they agree on very little, someone has to fix the door

[ELKTAUR & ENSEMBLE]
No, the rift worker's work is never done
We toil and sweat here in the sun
The rift workers work to keep the worlds entwined
Centaurworld and the world of humankind

[MAN, spoken]
Yeah, is it fixed now? Can I go back through?
I've got business over there today

[ELKTAUR, spoken]
Oh, it should be fine now, yeah
I just wouldn't bring anything alive with me, if you know what I mean

[MAN, spoken]
Wait a minute, I'm alive, aren't I?

[ELKTAUR, spoken]
Indeed you are, sir, that was a joke

[MAN, spoken]
Yeah, you see that- that's one of the things I never could stand about the centaurs... was their humor

[ELKTAUR, spoken]
Right, well, I actually agree with you on that, and I'm a centaur, so...

[MAN, spoken]
And that smell. I'm sorry, that centaur smell...

[ELKTAUR, spoken]
Yeah, okay, alright, safe travels, sir

[MAN, spoken]
Whoopsie!

[ELKTAUR & ENSEMBLE]
No, the rift worker's work is never done
We toil and sweat here in the sun
The rift workers work to keep the worlds entwined
Centaurworld and the world of humankind