We’ve Been Watching You

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken]
I mean, you don't even know how vast our fan community network is up here, Horse. We've got, like, clubs within clubs just dedicated to you. We're just like a bunch of newborn baby birdtaurs hungry to devour your content

[HORSE, spoken]
Heh, that's a little weird, but thank you?

[BIRDTAURS]
We've been watching you
We've been binge-watching you
We are obsessing every day

[HORSE]
This seems neurotic

[BIRDTAURS]
We are fangirling hard
Wrote fiction, made some art
We've shipped you every different way
(But we're platonic)

[MOUTHPIECE]
My name is Mouthpiece
But you'd know me by my username
ComfortableDougGuy222
That's when my birthday is
These owl, geese, pheasant, sparrow, duck and kiwitaurs
Made so much merch outta you

[MOUTHPIECE, OLD MAN, AND HANGLYDANGLY]
We're in the fandom biz!

[BIRDTAURS]
So glad Horse made it
So sad that Rider is gone

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken]
Where'd that girl go?

[BIRDTAURS]
What went on inside of the Rift?
Who cares?
The herd's here for Herd Con!

[HORSE]
What is Herd Con?

[BIRDTAURS]
We've been binge-watching you
And you're our favorite show that's on

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
Well, this is overwhelming, isn't it? I mean, who knew all this time that we were celebrities?

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken]
Oh, uh, to clarify, not all of you are celebrities

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
What are you saying?

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken]
I mean, maybe some of you are, like, not as popular as others

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
Well, I don't understand, Mouthpiece. You just said to me that we're the most popular--

[OLD MAN AND HORSE FORCE]
Well, the Horse Force is for the Horse fans, of course

[CHED HEADS]
And the Ched Heads have the handsomest mugs

[HOT GOSSLINGS]
We're Hot Gosslings!

[TEAM DURP]
Team Durp!

[GLENDALE'S PREGNANCY HOLE CHILDREN]
Glendale's Pregnancy Hole Children!

[MOUTHPIECE]
And Dougligans are fans of the great Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable, Comfortable, Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I think we get it. Ya like Comfortable Doug, Mouthpiece
Now, what is the Wammawink fan club called? Hm?
Who, uh... Whe- whe... Where are the Wammawink fans, Mouthpiece? Answer me, Mouthpiece. Mouthpiece! Why don't you tell me, Mouthpiece?

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken]
You're hurting me

[GLENDALE, spoken]
Oh yeah, she does that sometimes

[BIRDTAURS]
The only thing those fan clubs can agree on
Is that Wammawink's
The worst