Whale

[Spoken]
Uh, commiserations to the whale
It was very sad, wasn't it?
It was a very sad moment, and a very odd one
Obviously, I don’t know what I'm talking about
But I would've thought that
Leaving it in the water would’ve been a better bet
Well, that's pretty much where it lives, isn't it?
"Oh, look, that whale's in trouble! Let's help it!"
"How shall we help it?" "Just take it out the water!"
"Wait, isn't that where it lives?"
"Whoa, no, no, they don't really like it.
We'll get it--" It’s just an odd thing
It sends out the wrong messages, as wеll
’Cause dolphins and whales have hеlped mariners for years
But things might change now
A load of dolphins and whales
Are gonna see a mariner in trouble in a small boat
And say, "Let's help him out!
I reckon the best thing to do is
Drag him underwater and pull him ashore!"
It’s just very wrong, I felt
Now, Nick, you coming back?
You went away there! Where did you go?
Nick plays the cello, he's just enormous
Do you fancy a laugh? Shall we have a laugh?
Let's have a laugh