Kittens in a Bag

[Verse]
I remember Dad
Putting kittens in a bag
Then creeping out the house
As quiet as a man
With kittens in a bag

Me and my best pal
We ran down to the canal
By the bridge we found
A bag that made no sound
He's not my best friend now

[Chorus]
Who knows why?
Who knows why?
Who knows anything?
Hands up

[Verse]
Now I have a cat
I keep him as a pet
I'm under certain pressures
To take him down the vet
And have his balls cut off

Looking at his face
It seems a little sad
What's a pussycat's testicles
But kittens in a bag?
Kittens in a bag

[Chorus]
Who knows why?
Who knows why?
Who knows anything?
Hands up