Well, Did You Ever?

[Intro: Dustin & Linda Martin]
Ladies and gentlemen, former Eurovision winner
(Don't be like that lad, it wasn't our fault she won)
Linda Martin! (Where's Red Hurley?)
Hi Dustin
How're ya, Linda?

[Verse 1: Dustin & Linda Martin]
Did you ever?
Not so much, that you could notice
Could you estimate how many?
Eight or nine
Will you do it anymore?
As soon as you walk out the door
Well I just wondered, did you ever?
All the time

[Verse 2: Dustin & Linda Martin]
Could I fix you once more?
No thanks I just got one
Then how about a nice big..
That would be like mine
Now is there any special way
Oh no, whatever you say
Wеll I just wondered, did you evеr?
All the time

[Verse 3: Dustin & Linda Martin]
Does he look like
No, he's taller and more handsome
Ah yes, but he is old?
Oh no, he's young and he's in his prime
Does your father know? I'll bet
Uh huh.. I haven't told him yet
Well I just wondered, did you ever?
All the time

[Verse 4: Dustin & Linda Martin]
Well just for old times sake
No, that would be much harder
Well how about
Well are you sure you don't mind
Hey, I know just thing for us
Nah, I'm afraid I'll miss me bus
Well, I just wondered, do you ever?
All the time
Well, I just wondered, do you ever?
All the time

[Outro: Dustin & Linda Martin]
Dustin, I can honestly say this has been the high point of my career
What career?
Why me?
Huah-ha-ha good one Linda, "Why me?" You sang it in the... ah nevermind