Good Looking Woman

[Intro: Dustin]
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to welcome back due to popular demand: Red Hurley
Red's busy? Who did ya get instead
Oh he's not back is he?

[Verse 1: Joe Dolan, Dustin & Joe Dolan and Dustin]
When God created a woman for me
He must have been in a beautiful mood
To show the world what a woman could be
When he created a woman like you
He made the sunshine right out of your eyes
And made the moon glow all over your hair
He put a soft summer breath in your sighs
So you could breathe summer into the air

[Chorus 1: Joe Dolan, & Joe Dolan and Dustin]
Oh me oh my you make me sigh
You're such a good looking woman
When people stop and people stare
You know it fills my heart with pride
You watch their eyes they're so surprised
They think you've fallen out of heaven
And if you listen to what they're talking about
They're talking about who's walking about with an angel at his side

[Verse 2: Joe Dolan, Dustin & Joe Dolan and Dustin]
Up there in heaven I bet they're all are mad
I bet some of them want you to know why
The most incredible angel they had
Was found to be quite unable to fly
D'you know what they'd forgotten to do
Up there where they made all those heavenly things
They made an angel as Lovely as you
But the'd forgotten to fit you with wings

[Chorus 1: Joe Dolan & Dustin]
Oh me oh my you make me sigh
You're such a darn lovely turkey

(Hold on, what're ya sayin'? Do you ever wonder why you're still a bachelor? No one would marry ya)
(Come on, sing again and knock the stuffin' out of it)
(Well, at least I can sing!)
(Yeah?)
(Yeah, the only good thing to ever come out of Mullingar was the road to Dublin)
(You know I'd say you were pig ignorant for only I wouldn't insult the pigs)
(Yeah, well l'll tell ya what. Red Hurley, come back. All is forgiven. You're brutal!)
(For this money?)
(What money?)
(Hey, man, there's no money)

Such a sick looking turkey
(Do you need to go to the toilet or something?)
Oh yeah
(What's going on there, boss?)
What an ugly, ugly old turkey
(No need for that right)
Oh yeah
(Here, I hear you were big in the sixties, Joe. Yeah)
Such a sick looking turkey
(The eighteen sixties)
Oh yeah
(Shut up, right)

[Outro: Dustin]
Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Dolan has left the building
Thank God