Born Greasy

[Hook]
Hungry boy, Wicklow boy, burger bar, burger bar
Chip vans, got me man, coleslaw, country boy
In your burger, country boy
What ya havin'? Who's payin'? What's this? Fishy kiss
Last bus, last rides, bad night, wrap it up
Keep it tight, dinner box, in the snot, lap it up
Fire it up, throw it up, where's the money?
Burger bar, burger bar, burger bar
No petrol in the car, who's gonna pay?
It's you, boy

[Hook]
Hungry boy, Wicklow boy, burger bar, burger bar
Chip vans, got me man, coleslaw, country boy
In your burger, country boy
What ya havin'? Who's payin'? What's this? Fishy kiss
Last bus, last rides, bad night, wrap it up
Keep it tight, dinner box, in the snot, lap it up
Fire it up, throw it up, where's the money?
Burger bar, burger bar, burger bar
No petrol in the car, who's gonna pay
It's you, boy

[Verse 1]
Mega, mega large fries, large coke, quarter pounder, cheeseburger
Milkshake, onion rings, curry sauce, sausage rolls
Chicken box, snack box, no pox, chicken pox
Hurry, hurry, curry, curry, bleedin' hot, bleedin' hot
Wrap it up, wrap it up, we want it hot, want it hot
"Burger, burger, burger, burger, burger!"
"Larger, larger, larger, larger, more chips!"
Soft cloths, soft plates I want it fresh, in me face
Real potatoes, real potatoes, not frozen, real potatoes
Spud boy

[Verse 2]
Shouting, "Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"
"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"
"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"
"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"
Plastic chairs, plastic cheese, greasy tiles, on me knees
Orange tiles, ugly tiles, smell the fat for bleedin' miles
Good night, top night, ruin it all, start a fight
What'd he do? Skip the queue, call the guards, give them yards
Till they flash the yellow card at you, boy

[Verse 3]
Shouting "Burger, burger, burger, burger, burger!"
"Larger, larger, larger, larger, more chips!"
"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"
"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"
"Arkla! Arkla! Arkla! Arkla! Arkla!"
"Arkla! Arkla! Arkla! County Wickla!"
"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"
"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"
"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! Arklow!"
"Arklow! Arklow! Arklow! County Wicklow!"

[Outro (spoken words)]
I tell ya, I'm outta breath, lads
What'd ya mean "take two"?