I’m 2 Sexy

[Intro]
I'm too sexy for a builder

[Verse 1]
I'm too sexy for a builder
Too sexy for a builder
Too sexy by far

I'm too for me vest
Too sexy for me vest
With me six pack chest

I'm too sexy for me shelvin'
Too sexy for me shelvin'
And the way I lay foundations

[Chorus 1]
I'm a builder ya know what I mean
And I do me little thing on the scaffold
On the scaffold, yeah
On the scaffold, yeah
I do a bit of struttin' on the scaffold

[Skit 1]
Right, boys, listen up
Engineer's been on
He wants ten rolls of BPM, nine rolls of RSJ, a bit of four by four, a bit of margin, eight tonne of shingle and a tonne of screws
Anyone has a clue what any of that stuff is, I'll be in the portacabin

[Verse 2]
I'm too sexy for me mixer
Too sexy for a mixer
That's for a mixer

I'm too sexy for me hat
Too sexy for me hat
What'd you think about that? (Hard hat)

[Chorus 2]
I'm a builder ya know what I mean
And I do me little thing on the scaffold
On the scaffold
On the scaffold, yeah
I scratch me builder's bum on the scaffold

[Skit 2]
Right listen here, Barney, if ya don't have that jax fitted in the next ten minutes I'll be using your hard hat as a commode

[Verse 3]
I'm too sexy for me van
Too sexy for me van
Your only man

[Chorus 3]
I'm a builder ya know what I mean
And I do me little thing on the scaffold
On the scaffold
On the scaffold, yeah
I do a bit of struttin' on the scaffold

I'm a builder ya know what I mean
And I do me little thing on the scaffold
On the scaffold, yeah
On the scaffold, yeah
I do a bit of whistlin' on the scaffold

[Outro]
I'm too sexy for this site

Now she tells us she wants foundations