Weebsong

Was born in North America, my mother named me Steve
And I really fucking wish that I was Japanese
The internet makes fun of me, they call me a weeb
So I sit and kick back to some Dragon Ball Z

I bought premium on the Crunchyroll
Shared it with my E-girl she said ありがとう
But she'd rather date a chad so I called her a hoe
Don't respect a supreme gentleman and so I'll go
Adios
Is what the normies say
But I'll just tip my fedora and walk the other way
Pantyhose
Things that I have never seen
Respect woman way too much to take a little peek
Neck beard long, flow game strong
Slap that gong with my tiny dong
Cause I'm a Walmart asian why you always hating?
Call me culture vulture say that I'm an invasion
I swear it's not a phase mom you say to get a day job
I know I'll go pro in League I think you need to lay down
Sit back, relax and back track
Attack on Titan anime ass
Superbowl? fucking no, Naruto's the way to go
Can not show Boku no Piko so I'm gonna go
On Hentai Haven it's what I'm craving, Loli naked FBI break in
FUCK!
Now I'm on my way to prison the judge just didn't listen
It's not Illegal if it's animated children
My name is on the registry, who knew this was a felony?
Now I room with Carlos and he's been tryna sex on me
Fucked up and dropped the soap and lost any sort of hope
Because I feel Carlos on my back I think he wants to grope
I just wanted おっぱい now I think I'm gonna die
I did this for attention and it ruined my whole life

Was born in North America, my mother named me Steve
And I really fucking wish that I was Japanese
And I really fucking wish that I was Japanese
I- I just wanna be Japanese