PLP

I’ve peed on a lot of things in my life
Trees, grass, and toilets, even my wife
I’ll piss everywhere that catches my eye
But there’s only one spot that’s oh so fine

It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss

I pull in the lot, put my car in park
Open the door walk out to the dark
Unzip my pants, whip out my shark
It’s finally time that I make my mark

It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss

I feel the wind blow like nevеr before
This is a feeling you have to еxplore
The sound of my pee drops smacking the floor
Heck if I don’t call it ASMR

It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss
It’s the parking lot piss

My body is the paint, the cement is my canvas
I’ll turn this parking lot into a Jackson Pollock
My art gallery expands all throughout campus
Fuck popping pills, this the cure to sadness

It’s the parking lot piss (x8)