Ode to Myself, Bitch

I don’t want to die but I’m not afraid of death
Just promise not to cry when I take my last breath
I fucking love life no matter what it sends
And I’m so relieved that we all die in the end
I’m so relieved that we all die in the end
I’m so relieved that we all die in the end
I’m so relieved that we all die in the end
Everybody rejoice we all die in the end!

Your insides turn to goo
You become worm food
And when the sun explodes we won’t remember you
Cause nothing really matters if we all return to matter
And maybe I’ll go faster if I’m always fucking plastered!
So I party every day and I never fucking rest
And I wonder why the fuck I always feel like shit
And all I really want is my shit to blow up
But everyone around me wants me to grow up
Fuck I’d rather be homeless and perusing my dream
Than stuck at a desk job with a useless degree
But I’m too much of a bitch to up and drop out
I don’t want my dad to think that I’m a cop out
I’m too much of a bitch to show him what I make!
All he’s ever seen is a PC Jake!
I want my face on screens
I want their eyes on me
I’ve been a narcissistic prick since ‘fore I was a teen

I don’t want to die but I’m not afraid of death
Just promise not to cry when I take my last breath
I fucking love my life no matter what it sends
And I’m so relieved that we all die in the end

If I never make it well that would fucking suck
But take my fucking word I’m never giving up
I’m grinding this shit till the day that I drop
Cause I would rather die than ever fucking stop
Yeah I would rather die than live a routine
Why the fuck am I getting a degree?!
I’m selling all my shit and buying an old van
And kicking it back as a fucking nomad
I just need a thousand subs so I can get some ads
And save up all my change so I can buy some gas
I don’t need to be rich just enough to get by
Enough to get high and enough to not die
Enough to pay my father back for all that he’s done
I’ll be the fucking best I’ll see you at number 1

I don’t wanna die but I’m not afraid of death
Just promise not to cry when I take my last breath
I fucking love life no matter what it sends
And I’m so relieved that we all die in the end
I’m so relieved that we all die in the end
I’m so relieved that we all die in the end
I’m so relieved that we all die in the end
We all die in the end