Rap 101

Good morning students, welcome to class
I’m your teacher for introduction to rap
If you wanna be the biggest rapper in your nation
All you gotta do is one simple equation

0’s and hoes
0’s and hoes
It’s all about your ratio from 0’s to hoes
You take your 0’s and divide your hoes
Then you multiply by your weed liquor and blow
0’s and hoes
0’s and hoes
It’s the math to make yo rap game grow
You take your 0’s divide your hoes
And subtract 1 for every white kid you know

Now you might be thinking J-bobs you’re fucking crazy
Your hoes are at zero your 0s are at 3
Do the calculations and you will see
Divide by zero, explain please
Causе I’m a fucking error
A glitch in mankind
My raps cause terror
In еveryone's mind
I’m breaking my own rules 'cause fuck the system
I’ll dunk on these fools, build my own kingdom
That doesn’t make sense why don’t you practice what you preach?
Fuck you bitch go drink some fuckin bleach

0’s and hoes
0’s and hoes
It’s all about your ratio from 0’s to hoes
You take your 0’s and divide your hoes
Then you multiply by your weed liquor and blow
0’s and hoes
0’s and hoes
It’s the math to make yo rap game grow
You take your 0’s divide your hoes
And subtract 1 for every white kid you know

Now you might be thinking J-Bobs how are you even qualified?
You haven’t had one hit yet and you’re not even verified
Not trying to disqualify and make your credits nullified
I’m just thinking deep inside do you think you’re justified?
Do I think I’m justified?
I think you should suicide
You come into my classroom it’s my rules that you should abide
No sir I don’t want to die
This class makes me unsatisfied
If it's up to me I’d make the course material modified
Course material modified
You’re gonna cause a homicide
That means the chorus of this song I would have to rewrite
Don’t care that you’re unsatisfied
My shit is going nationwide
So crank the volume and let’s bump this shit so amplified

0’s and hoes
0’s and hoes
It’s all about your ratio from 0’s to hoes
You take your 0’s and divide your hoes
Then you multiply by your weed liquor and blow
0’s and hoes
0’s and hoes
It’s the math to make yo rap game grow
You take your 0’s divide your hoes
And subtract 1 for every white kid you know