We’re Just in Your Head

[KELLY, spoken]
Where are you headed?

[SAM, spoken]
I don’t know. It’s not like I have a map or anything

[KELLY, spoken]
Well, maps are for braindeads

[SAM, spoken]
I was just daydreaming

[KELLY, spoken]
Technically, you still are

[SAM, spoken]
You’re not here. I’m sitting alone in a parked car

[KELLY, spoken]
My car

[SAM, spoken]
Yeah

[KELLY, spoken]
Talking to yourself

[SAM, spoken]
I need to go back inside

[KELLY, spoken]
Fine. Go

[SAM, spoken]
I’m supposed to leave for college today

[KELLY, spoken]
Go!

[SAM, spoken]
I am the valedictorian. The valedictorian goes to college

[KELLY, spoken]
Oh, I know

[SAM, spoken]
But what if?

[KELLY, spoken]
What if she doesn’t? Oh, twist

[ADAM, (BEVERLY) {KELLY}]
Hey Sam, I was wondering, would you be my date to the freshman fling?
(Slide the car into gear, ease your foot off the break, that’s it. That’s all it is.)
{Let’s go, let’s go.}
Hey Sam. (Hey Sam.) {Hey Sam}

[KELLY, spoken]
Yo, snap out of it

[SAM, spoken]
Sorry, I think of one memory and they all come flooding back in a big jumble

[KELLY, spoken]
Uh, not a memory jumble!

[SAM, spoken]
This is your fault! All of this. I was figuring out who I was. The whole year, saying what I wanted, doing it, and then one day the phone rings...

[KELLY, spoken]
What? You think it's gonna bite?

[SAM, spoken]
Kelly and I, we were...

[KELLY, spoken]
Okay, give me the keys

[SAM, spoken]
What?

[KELLY, spoken]
Get in the car loser

[SAM, spoken]
What are you doing?

[KELLY, spoken]
Think about the one time I got you to skip school, fall of senior year

[SAM, spoken]
No

[KELLY, spoken]
You said “no” then, too. I said, “Get in loser, you’re wasting your best life!”

[SAM, spoken]
I won’t

[KELLY, spoken]
I said, “Samantha Brown, get in the car!”