Sam Failed Her Driver’s Test

[SAM]
The first time you fail to get your license, adorable!

[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
The second time... surprising... Oh
But I was ambitious!

[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
Sam failed her driver’s test!
Four times!

[SAM]
The first time barely counts I... forgot my glasses...

[ADAM]
Medical condition!

[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
That’s one!

[SAM]
Next a parked car bumped into me

[BEVERLY]
Divine Intervention?

[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
That’s two! Hoo-ooh...

[SAM]
The third time, I left the parking break on, which caused the burning smell, which caused me to panic, which caused me to...

[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
Pee
And flee
That’s three

[KELLY (as CAROL ANN)]
Samantha Brown?

[KELLY, ADAM, BEV]
Yeah, she failed one more!
Driver’s test number four!

[SAM]
Kelly? What are you doing?

[KELLY]
Don’t talk about it, Sam, live it!
Watch for traffic
The car’s not gonna drive itself
Both hands on the wheel...
What? You think it’s gonna bite?

[SAM]
No...

[KELLY]
Okay. You be Sam

[SAM]
Who are you?

[KELLY]
The DMV lady Carol Ann! She’s from Minnesota

[KELLY]
No, she isn’t

[KELLY (as CAROL ANN)]
She is now, dontch’ya know? Turn the key... what did it feel like?

[SAM] [KELLY (AS CAROL ANN)]
My hands are steady...
>Turn left onto Main...
I barely have to steer...
>You should probably try staying in one lane...
And I feel ready...
>This part should be easy...
The road in front of me is clear...
>You’re making me feel queasy, dear...
And all at once I feel alive!

[KELLY (AS CAROL ANN)]
Are you ready for the highway?

[KELLY]
Yes!

[KELLY (AS CAROL ANN)]
OK, then...

[SAM] [KELLY] [ADAM] [BEV]
Drive! Drive!
Drive! Drive!
Drive! Drive!
Oh Oh
Drive! Drive! Ah! Ah!