Waffle Of Death (1999)

[Chorus]
We'll all have fun when the Waffle of Death comes down to the farm
We'll all go to our respective afterlives

[Verse]
I need a quarter, I've got to make a telephone call
(I can't believe it)
The deadly waffle knows exactly where I am
(I just can't believe it!)
Is it from Belgium? No, no accent
It doesn't talk, no, it won't say a word
The sickening sound of syrup on bone
Is the last sound that I ever heard

[Chorus]
We'll all have fun when the Waffle of Death comes down to the farm
We'll all go to our respective afterlives

[Verse]
I need a quarter, I got to make a telephone call
(I can't believe it)
The deadly waffle knows exactly where I am
(I just can't believe it!)
What's that noise? What's that I hear?
I get a funny feeling when the waffle is near
I lie awake in fright, all hours of the night
I huddle close to my blue canary nightlight

[Chorus]
We'll all have fun when the Waffle of Death comes down to the farm
We'll all go to our respective afterlives

(ma I erehw yltcaxe swonk elffaw yldaed ehT)

[Verse]
I am what you might call a refugee
From the unintentional house of pancakes
The Waffle of Death will get me, I'm sure
No matter how long it takes

[Chorus]
We'll all have fun when the Waffle of Death comes down to the farm
We'll all go to our respective afterlives
(one, two, three, four)
We'll all have fun when the Waffle of Death comes down to the farm
We'll all go to our respective afterlives

(ma I erehW)