Rumblecookie

I got my pants rolled up, I got my socks rolled down
I'm gonna meet ya out by the edge of town
We're gonna rumble
Like a couple of cookies that are rumbling

My air conditioning works, but my heater don't
I gotta find you somethin' made of stone
That I can give you, cause I like to give heavy things as gifts
(They're very nice)

My front yard is full of water
My front yard is full of water
My front yard is full of water
Can I marry your daughter?

I got the peas on the edge of my knife
I got a bunch of flowers for your lovely wife
I got a big reflection in the fat, fat mirror
On the wall of the bathroom and the shower stall

...Whatever that means!