Atomic Stew

[Verse 1]
I grease the skillet all the day
I grease it all the night, all right
When I sleep I do dream Crisco dreams
And wake up Crisco Lite
The bacon fries, the baby cries
We're being watched by Nazi spies
And Chicken Little's passin' by
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Dick Nixon livin' in Dixon
In Dixieland there's grits you're fixin'
Chowdered chitlins vexin' vixen
The ladle goes in, it's time for mixin'

[Chorus]
Atomic Stew, woo, hoo, hoo
Wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka
Wockachicka wockachicka choo
Atomic Stew, woo, hoo, hoo
Rufus is a Pisces and the spice is grabbin' you

[Verse 3]
There's lovin' in the oven
And there's pigeon in the fridge
Be brave in the cave of the microwave, Dave
Slave to the girl named Midge
Jello-jigglin' jo-jo dancer
Jack wants juicy jelly
Brown bread and boston-baked beans
Will blacken up your belly
Slim Jim Gin, walkin' on tin
Tellin' a dirty joke
The oven door slams and the temperature rises
And the party starts to smoke

[Chorus]
Atomic Stew, woo, hoo, hoo
Wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka
Wockachicka wockachicka choo
Atomic Stew, woo, hoo, hoo
Rufus is a Pisces and the spice is grabbin' you

[Bridge]
(To add insult to injury, however, we must, so to speak, nip this fish to fry and abjectly continue with our proverbial nipping until we have reached the bud, which represents, to the analytical mind, a conundrum in its purest, most unadulterated form. Put that gun down, you ruffian! Oh bejeezus! Oh!)

[Verse 4]
Have yourself a taste, don't let it go to waste
C'mon eat it while it's hot now
Gimme a shimmy, gimme a shimmy!
Show me what you got now
The jambalaya jumpin' and the mumbo-jumbo thumpin'
Livin' up in the bottom of a pickle jar
The vinegar is salty, I just killed Roger Daltry
Six feet under par
We've got all the latest techno-methods
To remove your old tattoo
But hey, I say, why throw it away
Let's dip it in Atomic Stew

[Chorus]
Atomic Stew, woo, hoo, hoo
Wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka
Wockachicka wockachicka choo
Atomic Stew, woo, hoo, hoo
Rufus is a Pisces and the spice is grabbin' you

[Chorus]
Atomic Stew, woo, hoo, hoo
Wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka
Wockachicka wockachicka choo
Atomic Stew, woo, hoo, hoo
Rufus is a Pisces and the spice is grabbin' you

[Outro]
(It’s grabbin’ me, it’s grabbin’ you!)
(It’s grabbin’ me, it’s grabbin’ us!)
(It’s grabbin’ them, it’s grabbin’ her!)
(It’s grabbin… the whole United States!)