Under The Mattress

[Intro: Theycallmejeff]
Jeff, you don't have anything to worry about
You're ugly as hell, ahehehe
Mmm, mhm
(Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?)

[Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
Bitch I'm on point, Maractus (Yeah)
Shop a high topic, I don't do no saxes (No)
Heatin' up, lil nigga I am a blacksmith (Hot)
Bitch I am lit like a matchstick
Still cold, this ice Lapras
Hundred left points, I'm attackin' (Yuh)
Keepin' Exodia under the mattress
I'm draggin' a sleeve in case niggas get drastic
Keep that thing on me, ain't never no lackin'

[Verse 1: Theycallmejeff]
Not your boogie, nigga feel like MAC-10 (Uh-huh)
Suitcase light, but the bombs get to packin' (Uh-huh)
Who want Pikachu, all these blunts I be ashin' (Pika)
Honest like Oddish, I be runnin' through the grass (Alright)
Fuck the flowers, yeah nigga get to prancin' (Uh-huh)
High in thе stars, lookin' for a new planet (Uh-huh)
And they call mе shit, nigga I ain't landin'
No ludicrous, nigga ain't no crashin' (Of course!)
Birds in the sky, I'm storm breath dragon (Uh-huh)
Cold water drip, I be hydra swaggin' (Alright)
Tokidoki be my fashion (Wait, what?)
He been a nerve with a fuckin' passion (With a passion)
I smoked all my reefer
Run 'round town for real (Huh?)
I'm a white dog like the Peanuts (Wait, what?)
Do it for the score, like three up (Uh yuh, uh yuh, uh-huh)
Three blunts, three cups, head spinnin' like a teacup (Oh Lord)
Oh good Lord, this shit got me stuck, love it
Wouldn't have it any other way
Wake up, same shit, happy death day (Alright)
Woke the fuck up, firework display
Eat it like a nigga, then gas straight A's (Straight A's)
Move, took a belt, laughin' like Narray (Hahahaha)
Got sick of Earth, near the clouds I stay (Alright)

[Chorus: Theycallmejeff & Lilcockpump]
Bitch I'm on point, Maractus (Yeah)
Shop a high topic, I don't do no saxes (Yeah, yeah)
Heatin' up, lil nigga I am a blacksmith
Bitch I am lit like a matchstick
Still cold, this ice Lapras
Hundred left points, I'm attackin'
Keepin' Exodia under the mattress
I'm draggin' a sleeve in case niggas get drastic (Yuh)
Keep that thing on me, ain't never no lackin' (Ayy, ayy)

[Verse 2: Lilcockpump]
Just smoked a blunt, now I'm high (High)
Chillin' in 'Burgh with my guys (Guys)
We blastin' off to the sky, ayy (Sky)
Bitches, you all gonna die (Ay)
I see the future, don't test me
I'ma pull up on a jetski
Walkin' on water like Jesus
I know you all wanna be this
Ooh, I just showed you my genius
Now round, do a penis
Then I just rhymed it with weenus
Then I got pockets on fat
Bitch, yeah I spit, yeah I spat
I just be strokin' the beat like a cat, oh, look at that
Might as well throw in a hat, and throw in a gat
And brush it all under the mat
Yeah, bitch I be fly like a bat
Yeah, all of my dolphins attack
I keep the bills like I quack
Bitches be talkin' that smack
Oh, look at that, you gettin' hit
While I be makin' these hits
Bitch I am rich, damn this shit happens so quick
Gimme a pinch, can't wake me up
Bitch I ain't dreamin', this shit is for real
They can't fuck with me, ain't signin' no deals
Root for Virginia, the city of steel
All I fuck with is the dolphins, blunt got me coughin'
Yes I'll put you in coffin
And I fuck with head of glass
You is a student, we teachin' the class
All these numbers, it's math
I got the jets in my bag
Bitch you be actin' so brass
You a donkey and an ass, ayy
You just mad 'cause we chose different paths
I took that path to the top
You took a path and then flopped, I am the Cock
You will be sayin' I rock, and I cannot stop
Yeah, I just be makin' these bops
Ooh, goddamn
Ayy, I be feelin' like I am the man, ayy
Me and Jeff fuckin' killin' shit
Yeah it's all in our heads, yeah we got this planned

[Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
Bitch I'm on point, Maractus (Yeah)
Shop a high topic, I don't do no saxes (Yeah, yeah)
Heatin' up, lil nigga I am a blacksmith
Bitch I am lit like a matchstick
Still cold, this ice Lapras
Hundred left points, I'm attackin'
Keepin' Exodia under the mattress
I'm draggin' a sleeve in case niggas get drastic (Yeah)
Keep that thing on me, ain't never no lackin'