Flip Flops In The Rain

[Intro: London Yellow & Theycallmejeff]
They call me Jeff, yes that is factual
Now tell me who you are actual
Uhh, uhhh, uh
(Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?)

[Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Hey)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Hey, hey)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Don't really care if my socks get a stain (Ooh huh)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Huh?)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Uh-huh)
Don't really care if my socks get a stain

[Verse 1: Theycallmejeff]
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Got the drip when I muhfuckin' walk any way (Drip)
Feel super, man, where the fuck is Lois Lane?
Need me a bitch like Pokimane (Okay, alright)
Can't fuck for too long 'cause my back be in pain
Pop me an Advil, get back in that thang (Uh-huh)
Bitch I'm Josh, nice to see a nick thing
Nothin' out bull like Ratchet and Clank (Gotta go)
This is drug two, I just pulled a prank (Haha)
Don't really like people, so I trust me some bank
Gotta cut five minutes on the beat, fuckin' late
To my goddamn, muhfuckin' Magic tournament (Uh-huh)
Bitch I'm nuts, pistachio
Smoke strong, Mr. Mustachio (Alright)
Claim wrestlers just are reek 'cause I'm a
Mothafuckin' nasty hoe (Ooh)
Got your bitch up on my meat wall and she slurp my master shake (Alright)
I'm just jokin', I know you love her, go on and take her on a date
And I'll be watchin' through the window as you make that bed break (Uhhh)
Wait, I got off topic, what the fuck the hook said? (Whoops)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Yuh)
All this muhfuckin' water, I'm a water hurricane (Yuh, yuh)
One jeans 'round my neck, ten dollars need a chain
When I come around your city, muhfucka, bling bling
Shoot up glass on the ground, mama with the gang gang
Smoke Keef, no Chief, muhfucka, bang bang (Bang bang)
Some rats messed up, yeah they hit a lane change
They in a punch bucket, ridin' by in the rain
Blunt in my mouth while I'm riding to the bank (Okay)
I think my weed man is a shitposter, he got so much dank
Smell it on me, need a shower, bitch I got so much stank (P.U., uh)
High up on a hill, bitch I am so much Hank (Wha?)

[Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Don't really care if my socks get a stain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Don't really care if my socks get a stain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Yuh)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Yuh yuh, yuh, yuh)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Don't really care if my socks get a stain (I don't!)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (God)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Of course!)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Don't really care if my socks get a stain (Uh-huh)

[Post-Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
Don't really care if my socks get a stain (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Alright)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain (Okay, okay, of course!)
Don't really care if my socks get a stain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Yeah, ain't a thing gon' change

[Bridge: Lilcockpump]
Ayy
Bitch I've been drinkin' and I have been smokin'
Bitch I am really fucked, the flow cuh

[Verse 2: Lilcockpump]
Ay, I've been high for days, yes, I've been drunk for weeks
I'm so me, I might shape-shift, don't mistake me for Mystique
No X-Men, win with ease, prolly thinkin' that I cheat
If you come against me, ayy, then you gon' meet defeat
I fuck the beat, I fuck it up, bitches all up on my nuts
It is nuts, no pistachio, Lilcock deep in them guts
Countin' up, not enough, I'ma need a whole boatload
Hard cold cash, buy a castle, fill a moat though
Dee-da-dee-di-do-do
Dee-da-dee-di-do (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Go to Burger King, order onion rings
Smoke a whole pound, that's a regular thing
Reppin' Glasshead, DolphinBoyz, that's the gang
I don't give a fuck what you might have to say
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
I don't give a motherfuck what you had to say
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain

[Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Don't really care if my socks get a stain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Bitch I wear flip flops in the rain
Don't really care if my socks get a stain