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In the lead single for Theycallmejeff’s fourth album Stock Photo Harold, Jeff braggadociously raps about being great and being better, while making many references to Pokemon.
[Intro]
(Ah) Of course
(Jeff) Yuh (Uh), yuh (Uh-huh)
Yuh (Uh), yuh (Uh)
Yuh (Uh), yuh (God)
Jeff, what the fuck are you doin'? (Mhm, hehe)
I'm prolly gon' change my name to Brock on this one
[Verse]
Okay, I rock the fuck out, call me Geodude
Muhfucka jump in the crowd, I don't need a pool (Splash)
On a roll, need a break, where the interlude?
I'm not ten, but they say that boy been a fool
Been doin' this shit since middle school (Okay)
I don't like you niggas, bitch, I'm a racist dude (Nigga)
Antisocial and a little rude
Don't like it, then blow me, miso soup
I-I kinda hate love, this shit miserable (Fuck love)
I just need the neck, don't need to see you nude (Neck)
You a square chеss board, bitch you need to move
Too many antics, bitch I ain't in the mood (No!)
Rock the bеat to sleep, I can see the drool (Yuh)
Monster with the shit, bitch I been a ghoul (Rrrr)
Bitch it's showtime like Beetlejuice
I don't like the game, muhfucka, I bend the rules
Peep how I shine, I don't need the jewels (Bling)
I'm a sore winner and I hate to lose (Mm)
Your feet draggin', nigga, all you do is shool
Feelin' like the shit, boy I been the stool
Shirt ice cream feelin' kinda cool (Woo)
Mindin' my business, ain't mindin' you (No)
Pretty busy, ain't got time to be fightin' you
But I brought my decks, my nigga, is you tryna duel? (Pot of Greed's banned)
Rock the fuck out, call me Graveler, ha
Tryna make moves like a travaler (Uh-huh)
Fuck what you heard, you just cattle
I'm poison, I'm fire, turned Salazzle (Uh-huh)
Bitch I'm Sully, you Randall
Hot just watch how you muhfuckin' handle (Just watch)
Niggas be flippin' and floppin' like sandles
Withholdin' the truth and they hold it for ransom (Yuh)
The flow is so pretty, I spit it so handsome
Might be a crime, the way beats I dismantle
Have the court room lit like a goddamn candle
Banging the judge with my goddamn gavel (Bang bang)
Butterfly fly, call me wormy
Tress lookin' at me like, "Burn me"
Leaves all on me like Burmy
Ridin' this air, muhfucka, like Kirby
Ride with the pack, I'm in my car
I just unzipped it like WinRAR
I must have dozed off, how'd I get this far?
It's a mystery, L.A. Noire
Took a one-way trip all the way to Mars
Mario Party, catch me with the stars (Oh yeah)
Smokin' on something straight out the jar
Call it Tekken pack, beat a nigga like Lars
High enough to talk to birds
(Tweet tweet tweet) Umm, bitch I'm Jafar
I'm a hole in one and you still tryna make par
Drop the charade, we know just who you are (Nigga)
Niggas be lyin', why the fuck they so scar? (Like nigga)
Rock the fuck out, call me Golem (Hmm)
Niggas ain't believe me 'til I showed 'em (Hmm)
Oh well, goddammit, tried to fuckin' told 'em (Hmm)
Now I'm fuckin' powered up, bitch, like a motem (Ahh)
I done changed forms like Rotom (Yeah)
I'm a beast, got the fuckin' teeth showin' (Rrrr)
What a fuckin' freaky Friday, Lindsay Lohen (Mm-hm)
Bitch that's a god, mothafucka, that ain't no man (Woo)
There's an animal inside me like Bloody Roar
Jeff's up to his old tricks, Dumbledore (Voila)
Viewer discretion, there will be gore
Kill shit, let's take a trip to the morgue (Let's go)
Ice cold, galarian form (Brr), Shield and Sword
This shit's too easy, I'm kinda bored
[Interlude]
I don't even wanna do this shit no more (Fuck this)
Wait, hold up, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Matter of fact, matter of fact
This beat's fuckin' crazy, just
Just let this shit play out real quick
[Outro]
Uh
Uh
Uh
Of course
It's Jeff
It's Jeff
Stock Photo Harold, yeah
Stock Photo Harold
It's Jeff, of course
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Rock-Type Gym Leader was written by TheyCallMeJeff.
Rock-Type Gym Leader was produced by TheyCallMeJeff.
TheyCallMeJeff released Rock-Type Gym Leader on Tue Jul 13 2021.