Two-Minute Itch

(Spoken)
Just the...

Well, I live in a little hole
With a color TV and remote control
And it gets to me, forget the difference between
The screen and me, and me and the screen

I think of you
When I'm watching channel two
But it takes too long
To find out there's nothing going on

So better do it, baby, as fast as you can
'Cause I got a ten-second attention span
If I could get your skull in my vertical hold
If I could get my pause on your scenes from our last show

I think of you
When I'm watching channel two
Then you start fading
And I get so sick of waiting, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Two minute Itch
Two minute itch, yeah
Two minute Itch
Now listen to this

And it's tough to turn away
We set things up, but the set won't stay
Nothing now can make me change
Nothing now can make me change

Got a handgun for twenty bucks
From an offer on the back of a cereal box
It's got a Smurf trigger, the bullets are blue
I hope I don't have to use it on you

[Solo]

I know I'm crazy
But I just want something to happen, baby
I think of you
'Cause what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Two minute Itch
Two minute itch, yeah
Two minute Itch
Two minute Itch