Love American Style

You're an anomaly
That's a thing without a name
You're wormin' it out of me
And this worm you cannot change

I wanna drive you up the wall
I wanna treat you like a doll
I wanna write it out in blood
I want an oriental rug

On a star spangled night, my love
You can rest your head on my shoulder
But by the dawn's early light, my love
I will defend your right to cry

I wanna be there at your trial
I want a love American style
'Cause I'm a former young American
And I don't know if it's real or rerun

There's something you oughta know
Before you think you understand
'Cause I'm invisible
And I got a robot friend

I wanna tie you to a post
I wanna make you tea and toast
I wanna, wanna be there at your trial
I want a love American style