[Title of Show]

[JEFF, sung]
You planned a big
Thanksgiving roast
(spoken)
Now you sing, Hunter!

[HUNTER, sung]
But you can only make
Popcorn and toast
(spoken)
Go ahead, Susan

[SUSAN]
Just serve it up with a nice
Bordeaux
And cook your [title of show]

[HEIDI]
Then have left-over [title of show]

[HUNTER, spoken]
Hey [Title of show]-fans. It's Hunter here, how did you like your listening experience?
That's what I thought! Anywho, I'm here with Jeffy- say "hey", Jeffy!

[JEFF, spoken]
"Hey Jeffy"

[HUNTER, spoken]
Say "Hey", Susan

[SUSAN, spoken]
Word

[Hunter]
Heidi

[HEIDI, spoken]
Hi!

[HUNTER, spoken]
Come on Larry, shout out

[LARRY, spoken]
Hey

[HUNTER, spoken]
And let's not forget the good peeps of Ghostlight Records, Kurt and Joel - hey Guys

[KURT and JOEL, spoken]
Hey
Hey guys
Hey
Whoa-ho

[HUNTER, spoken]
And then we got Michael, in the booth there - hey Michael!

[MICHAEL, spoken]
What's up!

[HUNTER, spoken]
Ghostlight records, whuu, Ghostlight - spooky!

[SUSAN, spoken]
One time, Jeffy was watching a documentary about ghosts on T.V. and I snuck up behind him and I made this noise; (Fart sound)
And he jumped, into the air!

[HUNTER, spoken]
Alright, alright, enough about ghosts and farts - let's get to why we are really here: bonus tracks!

[SUSAN, spoken]
Bonus tracks!
(Whuuu-oah)

[JEFF, spoken]
So this song is called [Title of Show], you get a little snippet of it in the actual show but not the whole thing, so please: enjoy this finished track [?]

[HEIDI, sung]
You wanna rush a sorority
But you need the majority

[ALL]
Of votes

[HEIDI]
Put on your pearls and pumps
And go pledge Delta Sigma [title of show]

[HUNTER, SUSAN and JEFF]
And get hazed by [title of show] -

[HUNTER]
And pull a train on [title of show]

[SUSAN, spoken]
Hunter!

[HUNTER, spoken]
What?

[SUSAN, spoken]
That is disgusting!

[HUNTER, spoken]
Come on, what?

[HEIDI, SUSAN and (HUNTER)]
You try to hide
'cause you're terrified to go through it
But deep down inside you wanna get off your ass and go do it!

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, (bark, bark)
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow
[title of show]
Meow, Meow, Meow
[title of show]!

[HEIDI, spoken]
Hey you guys, do these jeans make my ass look big?

[HUNTER, spoken]
No, they look totally [title of show] on you

[JEFF, spoken]
[title of show] on you?

[HUNTER, spoken]
Yeah, I want the phrase [title of show] to catch on
Sure, it's the tile of our show, but what if it was like an adjective?

[SUSAN, spoken]
Your haircut is so [title of show]

[HUNTER, spoken]
Thanks! Or even a verb like, "Jeff you could go [title of show] something."

[JEFF, spoken]
Like "Smurf"?

[HUNTER, spoken]
Exactly

[SUSAN, spoken]
As mayor of this cd
I do hereby hook my thumbs under my imaginary suspenders and declare today (insert date), [title of show] day!

[HEIDI, JEFF and HUNTER, spoken]
Hooray!

[SUSAN, spoken]
You can go [title of show] Mount Everest!
You can [title of show] the English Channel or you can just go fuck yourself!

[HEIDI and SUSAN and (JEFF and HUNTER)]
You try to hide
'cause you're terrified
To go through it, (I can't believe we're using this song as a bonus track!)
But deep down inside
You wanna

[ALL]
Get off your ass and go do it!
Get off your ass and go do it!
It's time again
For the country fair
But you're scared your hog won't compare
Toss him in the pickup truck and go submit your [title of show] -
Then eat your [title of show]

So take your biggest dreams in stride
And have your friends along for the ride
And tell the world look out below -
Here comes my [title of show]!

[HEIDI and HUNTER]
We made a record!

[SUSAN]
Heads up it's [title of show] -

[JEFF, spoken]
Thanks, Ghostlight!

[HEIDI, HUNTER and SUSAN]
Heads up it's [title of show] -

[SUSAN, spoken]
I bought a monkey!

[ALL]
Heads up it's [title of show] -
Heads up it's [title of show] -
Heads up it's [title of show] -

[JEFF]
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

[HEIDI and HUNTER]
[title of show], [title of show]
[title of show], [title of show]

[SUSAN]
Beeew, Beeew!

[JEFF]
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

[HEIDI and HUNTER]
[title of show], [title of show]
[title of show], [title of show]

[SUSAN]
Beeew, Beeew!

[ALL]
Oh-A-Whoa

[SUSAN, spoken]
You want those monkeys fried or broiled, hun?

[HEIDI]
Oh

[JEFF, spoken]
Bonus track

[SUSAN, spoken]
That's pronounced 'Bonus track'

(Interlude "Ground Beef in a Cup")
[HEIDI]
Ground beef in a cup
She just eats it up
And she's coming back again for more
So much more
Folding towels at night

[SUSAN, spoken]
I gotta' get these towels folded!

[HEIDI]
By the borderline

[SUSAN, spoken]
Before the end of the show!

[HEIDI]
And she watches every show from stage right
She's alright, she's alright
Yes, she's alright
She's alright

[SUSAN, spoken]
That is so pretty, and she is so good singer too