Titanic Monday

(*So this is the ship they say is unsinkable.* *It is unsinkable, God himself could not sink this ship.* *I don’t see what all the fuss is about.* *You can be blaze about some things Rose, but not about Titanic.* *We’re goin’ to America! Full house boys!* *I go to America! Ha ha!* *steam whistle*)

Left the port on Wednesday on a boat known as the ship of dreams
My fiancée is so stuck up that by Friday I just wanted to scream
Then Jack Dawson came and Sunday night was a paradise
Twelve twenty-three that White Star ship hit thirty tons of ice. (*crash!*)

I guess it was Titanic Monday
Got frozen like a Sunday
Was not a fun day
My ‘face-oblivion’ day
It happened on Titanic Monday

Despite all his years at sea, Captain Smith just had no clue
If the ship itself proved one thing, it’s that breaking up is hard to do
Now my life’s a movie making millions, but I don’t know why
How many chick flicks have you seen where over fifteen hundred people die?
(*Is there anyone alive out there?*)

I guess it was Titanic Monday
The rafts are overrun day
Call 9-1-1 day
They’re all as dead as Ghandi
It happened on Titanic Monday

All of first class had all their heads up their ass except old Molly Brown
Life boat, might float
They don’t understand that, no ship plus no land equals, we all will drown
Come on down!
Leonardo’s films all end the same. I betcha ‘Kenny’ is his real name
Oh my god, they killed DiCaprio! You bastards!

I guess it was Titanic Monday
I can’t think of a pun day
Crocodile Dun-day
Please help me Obi-Wan day
It happened on Titanic Monday
I should have drove a Hyundai
Or wrestled King Kong Bundy
Than shown up on Titanic Monday

I’m king of the worl-blluubluulbululbullbbb…