Bart Simp Sun

Homer: "Whatever happened to Sideshow Bob?"
Lisa: "Don't you remember, dad? He framed Krusty, he tried to kill Aunt Selma, he rigged an election..."
Bart: "And he tried to murder me!"
Homer: "Oh yeah....but what I'll mainly remember is the laughter."

Sideshow Bob, is my name
Krusty's sidekick was my fame
Until I got him framed
For armed robbery
I moved in, stole his show
How was I supposed to know
That a spikey haired troll
Would be thе downfall of me?

Bart: "Sideshow Bob framed him! And I got proof!"

Bart Simp Sun
Had to comе
And ruin all my plans
Bart Simp Sun
Don't have a
Cow, ma-a-an...

Bart & Lisa: "AHH! SIDESHOW BOB!"

Get revenge?
Well, no duh
Tried to kill his Aunt Selma
Stalked his family in a
Robert DeNiro-esque way
Rigged the polls
Ruled the town
Made the TV's all shut down
Burst the dam
Hoped they'd drown
But now I'm in the slammer to stay

Sideshow Bob: "You'll live to regret this!"

Bart Simp Sun
Got help from
His sister
Smart Lisa
Bart Simp Sun
Aye Cara-hamba

Bart Simp Sun
How's he come
Up with all those retorts?
Bart Simp Sun
Eat my shorts
Eat my shorts

Bart Simp Sun, Bart Simp Sun..

Lisa: "Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio!"
Radio: "It's time for more DEEEEEEE-mentia with Dr. Demento!"
Bart: "AHHHHH!" (sound of radio being thrown out the window) "And now, the funny five!"
Lisa: "I meant your other mortal enemy, Sideshow Bob."
Bart: "Sideshow Bob! Oh, I'm only 10 and I already got 2 mortal enemies..."

Mr. Burns: Smithers! Who is that excellent young lad out there?
Smithers: Um, that would be Bart Simpson, sir, son of Homer Simpson, one of the ion counters down in sector 7G
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? New fellow?

Ralph: I gave Bart my lunch money for some magic beans and then my cat ate the beans and the beans made my cat magical

Professor Frink: Well, to combat the mischevious nature of the Bart Simpson lad, I've invented this ray gun, which I call the De-Bart-U-Lator, which when used on Bart will counteract the effects of his baser instincts, like the running and the yelling and the skating and the pranking with the graffitti and the hey hey I didn't do it mm-hoy hoy...

I'll be back, have no fear
For my cameo next year

Sideshow Bob: "Hello, Bart."

Bart Simp Sun
Here I come
Get ready to say d'oh
Bart Simp Sun
Hidely Ho, Hidely Ho
Bart Simp Sun
Almost done
Your death is not too far
Nelson Muntz
Say ha ha, say ha ha

Muntz: HA HA!