This Slut

I went to London and fucked some kid
In the back of an alley for 25 quid
I'm on a sex expedition, worldwide
Looking for love and my next sex position
I'm gonna take a trip to China
Stick my pink dick in a chink vagina
That hole's tight as fuck
Call your sister, slut
I need a Siamese suck
I got bad head from some rag head
Jerk, the bitch look like a turk
She had that dot 'tween her eyes
So I splashed it
I'm not alright
I roam the streets like a Roman priest
Blessing little sluts with my swollen meat
And underneath this holy robe
Is a demon, horny and holding blow
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I fucked a Taliban chick in the mouth
And Osama got pissed off
Cuz I fucked his chick with my infidel dick all soft
I'm on a mission for the perfect slut
With her legs wide open and her big mouth shut
I need a girl with perfect lips
A juicy booty and perfect tits

Listen
This slut
Got a pair of titties
And she knows how to work that butt
This slut
Got pussy, teeth, tits, lips, hair, brains and butt
This slut is always in my heart and on my mind
Sick tits with a healthy behind

Hold the phone, my black snake moan
Crying to your mama like it's Home Alone (oh no)
This might sound sick but
Just tell me where you want me to lick, slut
I went to Darfur and fucked a dark whore
Bent her over and slammed her like a car door
We made love under the African sun
And when we was done
I let her son eat my cum
I fucked a Muslim chick
Then she sucked my cousin's dick
After we came on her mouth and neck
She put her veil on
Out of respect
I took a trip to the windy city
Slapped a bitch's titties in the drive-thru at Wendy's
And then I ordered a sandwich
Biggie size
I sprayed her eyes with a handful of mayonnaise

Listen
This slut
Got a pair of titties
And she knows how to work that butt
This slut
Got pussy, teeth, tits, lips, hair, brains and butt
This slut is always in my heart and on my mind
Sick tits with a healthy behind

I spread eagle on the bed for Smeagol
I called my his precious
Then he bit my cheeto (crunch)
Then I caught Don Cheadle in a speedo
Peeping through the keyhole

This slut
Got a pair of titties
And she knows how to work that butt
This slut
Got pussy, teeth, tits, lips, hair, brains and butt
This slut is always in my heart and on my mind
Sick tits with a healthy behind

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