Mexico

Mexico
That's where I lost my dick
I left it in a brown looking hooker's slit
In the rain, when I was doing my thang
Her pimp came home and tried to slap me with a ring
But this ain't kindergarten and shits
So I made a bee line for the backyard and split
And got stopped by border patrol
I said, "ése, I'm bored, let me go"

You bitch
I'm gonna teach all the players to play
And all the haters to stay out my way
And I'm a teach a old homeless bitch
To suck a big dick through a cardboard slit

In the city of Atlantis
I sucked a man's tits
It tasted like a chick's tits
So I chewed a couple more like a Chiclets
I think it's time that we told these motherfucker's what's up

I think it's time that we told these motherfucker's what's up [x4]