Rookie of the Year

One, two
Ready, bust it

I wanna be friends with and lick the tip of Brady Quinn's dick
And when I make him cum, he’s gonna splash my face
And say, "Now, I'm done"
And Romeo Crennel, he's got a big belly
And an even bigger dick that everyone can smell, see
Cuz he puts it in your face like a fish chewing bait from his rod in the lake

I’m not gay but I really wanna give head
To the teacher in driver's ed
Put his dick in my mouth and then suck
I'm just trying to have some fun

I wanna give a slow hummer
To Joe (Who?)
Joe the Plumber (Oh)
And I got bragging rights
To last night having sex with a Mexican fag in tights (Oh)
It's kind of hard
It's so hard
When you don't make Rookie of the Year (motherfucker)
It's kind of hard
It's so hard
When you don’t make Rookie of the Year

Steam rises from the gravestone

I got problems
Math problems
Hi, I’m a math teacher
Wanna fuck?