Let’s Hit the Beach

Hey, we repping that boot baby
La-flat Lafayette, Louisiana
All the way from the tracks to the North Gate Mall
Can I get a mother frumping witness?
So

I'm so sick, bitches flee when I hit the beach
Cuz they know I'm bout to do some nasty shit
Believe it
I'm a nasty little dude with the tight board shorts
Do you fancy it rude that I don't hide my hard on?
I haven't been here twenty, and I'm already looking for head
Like Lincoln on the penny
I think I'll swim to an embankment
To clear my mind and try to get my shank licked
But I got side tracked on the way
When some chick put her fine rack in my face
So we built a sandcastle
And fucked on it
I got sand in my asshole
It's really hard to bust a nut at the beach
Cuz shards of sand get stuck in my urethra
So I hopped in the water (sploosh)
To clean my Jimmy (that's right)
Carter

That girl's so sweet and fine
That she blows my mind
And makes me shoot cum out of my dick
I don't know what you've been told but

Back at the beach, I was sitting in the sand
When a mean old jellyfish stung'd my right hand
So I took a deep breath
Squished the fish like a tit
And then jacked it with my left
I can't control my own dick, see
Too many sluts at the beach and they showing they titties
I hopped back in the ocean
So the beachcombers can't see my jack motion
I bust a thunderous load
Cuz my dick keeps getting sucked by the undertow
I bust a nut in the riptide
A surfer hit it, did a flip, and then died
I jack off on the ocean floor
The waves carry my load ashore

Girls ain't nothin but hoes and sluts
Close the door and hold it shut while I
Bust a nut on this hooker's tits
Fuck her butt and push her shit in

That girl's so sweet and fine
That she blows my mind
And makes me shoot cum out of my dick
That girl, that girl