The Virgin

[Intro]
Hi my name is Jeremy!
I'm a virgin, can't you see?
Tonight I'm gonna hit the club
Head into the VIP
Tonight I want a girl to willingly suck on my peeny-weeny
To be honest, any girls give me the heebie jeebies

[Verse 1]
But fuck it!
Lose my V-Card I love it!
Once she spreads her legs I'm gonna whip it out and shove it
Hope she has big tiddies, thick thighs, and nice teeth-
She won't be ready for what Jeremy has beneath!

[Verse 2]
I walk up to the bouncer, "Name's Jeremy. I'm on the list."
He looks at me and says "pshh, you wish."
Pushes me to the back where everyone else is
Pop some Viagra, I hope I stay flaccid!

[Verse 3]
Get a tap on the shoulder
It's a lady shaped like a boulder
She whispers "Come here" as I hold her
Throws me in an alleyway
Kisses me seductively
Pulls out my dick and she does too.....

[Outro]
Wait... wait what the fuck?
(Sigh..)
I guess I'm not a virgin anymore..
My ass is sore..