The Little Mermaid

[Intro]
What's up guys
It's your boy..
Big Gay, AKA. pours in the milk first before cereal

[Verse: 1]
The Little Mermaid has my dick unbearable
Never thought I'd love a fish chick named Ariel
Sixteen on her way to be the princess cause her dad king
Because they find her saving a man whos sinking
Starts to fall in love cause' that man so damn cute
Shit I'd fuck him too if I was in Ariel's shoes
Back to the sea and times tickin' and tickin'
Wish she could be a part of that world and she'd be thinkin'
Sinister eyes now appearing from the dark
Purple octopus with makeup, and teeth of a shark
Bitch lookin' larger than the city of Be'er Sheva
It was really that evil creature known as Ursula

[Skit: 1]
Honestly man
Little Mermaid is like..
My favorite.. Disney.. 2D animated movie..
Nothing even like comes close to it honestly
M-Maybe Mulan
Musically, yeah Mulan's better but overall art direction, story, everything
I think Little Mermaid has a- has a top

[Verse: 2]
Ursula suggested to strike a deal with Ariel
Get the boy to love you, or it will be your burial
She lost her voice thinkin'
"This bitch gonna murder me"
The deal stroke she would be a slave for eternity
Her vocal cords gone underwater now she on land
In just a few minutes she'd be running right in that man
The hotty-botty-totty remember that young thotty
Ursula wasn't havin' it and that dun real gotty
Swam up to the surface and ordered to impersonate
Hypnotizing the man, using Ariel's voice for goodness sakes
Sebastian and the crew really weren't havin' it
Go to King Triton now it bouta' be some ratchet shit

[Skit: 2]
You know how much Little Mermaid porn there is out there.. in the world?
It's uh.. it's interesting
Given that like..
She's 16 and like..
You know she's cousins with Hercules?
Technically in the realm of.. everything
That's, that's pretty cool
Hercules is a good movie too

[Verse: 3]
Triton was like
"Hell nah, you can't do that shit
Hell nah, you can't be serious, Ursula you're delirious
Sebastian are you seein' this?
This bitch gonna kill Ariel, ain't that some shit
Aight, fine go ahead and take my trident
I'll sign a contract with you I won't fight shit"
She didn't deny it, as he went ahead and signed it
She took his crown and said
"Yoink! Now it's mine bitch"
Now some other crazy shit just happened
Ariel and the crew defeated her
Now there's clappin'
Anyway
Ariel and that dude got together
That's where the story ends
Happy and forever

[Outro]
It's like 8 AM right now..
I just had to watch The Little Mermaid
To re-remember how the story went
In order to write this song properly
And get the facts straight
I'm fucking, I'm fucking tired
I wanna die
Please