Hentai

[Intro, spoken]
What's up guys, it's your boy, Big Gay - aka Average Credit Score
Cause I don't know if my high credit score dropped from the past few months, it's been a hard few months, don't worry about it it's fi- I pay my bills on time, it's good, so I should have a high credit score, basically what I'm saying is, uh, I wanna jack off, and I wanna jack off good, so my favourite type of porn ever in the world is some hentai, some good fashioned hentai, I don't know why this intro's so fuckin' long, lets just get it on

[Rap]
It's about 3 am, dick ready with a hand full of lotion
Go to hentaihaven.org and just start to get to the motion
Hentai bitches moanin' so loud that it's causing a'commotion
Sometimes I jerk off with a condom so I reach for the Trojans
I look for my favourite tag, where's my NTR(?) and my loli
I just found out loli got its tag taken away for legal reasons

[Spoken]
So that sucks, what the fuck, maybe the server shouldn't be based in Australia, you know loli's pretty much considered child porn so it's a weird grey area. Huh

[Rap]
Anyway, found another favourite tag, an ugly bastard on mind control
I beat my meat six times already, this shit is a real toll
Fuck, shit, no nevermind, this is not part of the song, aw shit

[Spoken]
Fuck my dick feels like a TV dinner right now

[New Artist?]
Yeah my dick is limp, from that hentai shit
Yeah my dick is limp, I don't think itc'n work no more
Oh, fuck my dick is limp, from that hentai shit
Ay, but it was a good masturbation session, oh my god, my dick

[Rap, Big Gay]
Hi, sorry I'm back for a Verse Two, but hey you already know what I'm up to
My dick is harder than the Club Penguin Iceberg flipped on its side
I just stumbled upon nipple-fucking hentai, nevermind
I don't wanna watch that shit, maybe some other time
Only fucked up bits I wanna watch is Boku no Pico, that Coco bitch is all mine

[Bridge]
Yes I like traps, yes I like traps, as a matter of fact I like traps, as a matter of fact I like traps, as a matter of fact I like traps, as a matter of fact I like traps
Yes I like hentai traps bitch

Woo!