Modern Rap

[Intro]
Yo, it's your boy.. Big Gay
AKA, flimsy handshake
Uhh.. rest in peace tripl.. (what's his name?)
AAA Battery- uhh rest in peace
Uhh.. this is my- my tribute to you..

Alright.. yuh

[Verse 1]
I really like cheaper by the dozen 2
The first one was okay but the second one was cool!
I go to Wendy's and I get a Quarter-Pounder
Wait a minute that's Burger King I'm a flounder..
I like Finding Nemo and Toy Story
But honestly I prefer UP as the best Pixar movie

[Verse 2]
Whatchu doin' over there?
I don't know what's going on..
I just wanna ride on a Six Flags ride
But I wanna go to Disney Land cuz it's better
I'm in Disney Land and I'm wetter..
Nevermind I'm in Sea World oh no..

Fuck what's happening..?
I liked it when the Fappening happened
Why did loli porn have to go away?
I don't really know but I'm Big Gay
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hehugh

[Hook]
Yuh, yuh, yuh, bouta, yuh!

[Verse 3]
Something about yelling about me being destructive!
I don't really care I just say fuck it!
Parents, just don't understand!
Will Smith more like Will Shit! Ahaha!
I'm, laughing at your life
I'm gonna go to McDonald's and get a knife
Quarter-Pounder!
Wait.. I- I already said that line..
Oh shi-hit..

[Outro]
Yuh (x5)
I'm gonna go domestically abuse my girlfriend now