Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
Logan Whitehurst
The second track on the ‘Denture/Doorknob Mini-Album’, also featured as a bonus track on the CD re-issue for ‘Earth Is Big’
Good Morning, I have a story to tell
It is a tale of great tragedy, of fear, of madness!
Of the suffering and seemingly endless torture that one poor helpless man was me- to-
(Security? Security? Him, him right over there, yes thank you, yes.)
Anyway now, seemingly endless- ENDLESS TOR- ENDLESS TORTURE, that one poor helpless man was made to endure
This my friends, is the tale of the Insane Sailor... and his harrowing journey into the deepest, darkest, dankest, most fowl smelling spider-infested creepy, old, disgusting, horrid, vile, wretched-
[Glass breaking]
Oh dear, that was mine. I suppose we better start the song then
The Sailor Who Went Insane
The Sailor Who Went Insane
Two long years adrift on the sea
Somewhere I surely would rather not be
His accordion his only companion
He would often call it D'Artagnan
These two Musketeers, alone for two years
Adrift in a boat on the sea
At once, an island on the horizon
"Land ho!" He cried
Jumped in the water and swam for the shore
Never to speak to D'Artagnan no more
The Sailor Who Went Insane (doopa-dee-pa-dee)
The Sailor Who Went Insane (da-da-dum)
Two long years adrift on the sea
Somewhere I surely rather not be
Uh, really, I think there was a bit too much of a setup for that one
The Sailor Who Went Insane was written by Logan Whitehurst.
The Sailor Who Went Insane was produced by Logan Whitehurst.
Logan Whitehurst released The Sailor Who Went Insane on Mon Oct 25 1999.