Poonanny John

Well, this is a story about...
Poona- nny John

Well, once upon a time down in the south of the bayou
I saw a man named Poonanny John

Well, that there Poonanny John, he was, he was like Superman and stuff you know, he could do anything, especially wrestling Chihuahuas!
I heard when you walked up to him on the street and said hi, he looked at you at went "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOWA"
Poonanny John stole my wife!

Well actually, it's my ca- AAAUGH!
Oh, my god what did I do to my cake?...
Oh, look what you done
Oh, my cake... That was my wedding cake! I didn't even-
Should be more- should be more careful what you're doin' with your cake there
My cake's was good...
Yeah, it smelled good anyway
Anyway...

So, anyway, Poonanny John, he was a man's man!
He was also a lady's man, but uh, you know, we don't have to say anything about that, now
No, I suppose not
Well, anyway, listen to this thing, I- I got a really good take of when he was in the bathtub and I, in his bathroom, in his own bathroom! So it's really good, just listen...

My name is Poonanny John! Nanny John!
My name is Poonanny John!
I am taking a bath now, bath now
My name is Poonanny John

You know, I just want to close here, he really was taking a bath, but a shower at the same time, so he was, the water was goin', goin' in his face
Well, I hear, I hear that he, he had a shower that was the size of, of like a big shower, and then he had to use it, cause it was big
Well, yeah, yeah he was big, but, you know, um, yup
Well, yeah, but, you know...

Hey, here comes Poonanny John right now, lets say hi
Hi Poonanny John!
Hey Poonanny, how ya doin'?
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Oh god, no...

Logan, Kevin here
My mom said I can't play with you anymore. She said, she thought it was kinda weird how you kept, playing with that big thing that makes noise, it sounds like a Pirate thing
I think it's called- no, it's not a Piccolo... No, it's not an Accordion, it's uh... It's a weird thing and my mom got scared of it. So, she said I can't play with you anymore