The Safety Doorknob Fart Game Song

[Verse 1]
Every time you fart
You've got to say the word "safety"
And if you don't
And someone else says "doorknob"
They're gonna beat you up
Until you touch a doorknob
That's just the way it goes
Those are the rules of the game

[Chorus]
Doorknob, doorknob, ooh, ooh, ooh
Until you touch a doorknob, they'll beat on you

[Verse 2]
If you fart, you should say "safety", it's simply polite
If you don't do it, it just isn't right
Then someone will say "doorknob" and there'll be a fight
People beating on you with all of their might

[Chorus]
Doorknob, doorknob, ooh, ooh, ooh
Until you touch a doorknob, they'll beat on you

[Verse 3]
If you go someplace new
The first thing you gotta do
Is look around for the nearest doorknob
You always got to know where the nearest doorknob is
Because you never know, you might let out a fart
Someone might say "doorknob" before you say "safety"
They'll start beating you up, you've got to know where to go
You've got to be prepared, oh, oh, oh, yes, you do

[Chorus]
Doorknob, doorknob, ooh, ooh, ooh
Until you touch a doorknob, they'll beat on you
Doorknob, doorknob, ooh, ooh, ooh
Until you touch a doorknob, they'll beat on you