Poop and Pee On the Toilet Seat

[Verse 1]
I really, really, really, really gotta go
Sit on the toilet and let it flow
But what do I see with my two eyes?
A nasty, nasty, nasty surprise

[Chorus]
Poop and pee on the toilet seat
Poop and pee on the toilet seat
Poop and pee on the toilet seat
Poop and pee on the toilet seat

[Verse 2]
I'm gonna find out who is guilty
Of using this toilet before me
They sullied the seat with poop and pee
They could've wiped it off so easily

[Chorus]
Poop and pee on the toilet seat
Poop and pee on the toilet seat
Poop and pee on the toilet sеat
Poop and pee on the toilet seat

[Verse 3]
If you start going bеfore you even sit down
When you're all done, you got to look around
Keep on lookin' until you've found
Little dots of yellow and brown

[Outro]
It's really just common courtesy
To clean up your poop and pee
When it lands on the toilet seat
That's our song, it is complete