The Brown Crusty Undies Song

Sometimes a little diarrhea
It falls outta my butt
And then it lands in my undies
And it stays there for a while
And then before you know it
I've got some crusty undies
The diarrhea dries up in my undies
And my undies get brown and crusty

Crusty undies, crusty undies
Crusty, crusty, crusty, crusty undies
Crusty undies, crusty undies
Crusty, crusty, crusty, crusty undies

Yeah, yeah, crusty undies
I tried to wash them in the washing machine
But no matter how many times
They never seem to be completely clеan
They're always a little bit crusty
You cannot see thе brown poop anymore
But the crusty brown poop is in there
Deep within the fibers of my underwear

Crusty undies, crusty undies
Crusty, crusty, crusty, crusty undies
Crusty undies, crusty undies
Crusty, crusty, crusty, crusty undies

Crusty undies, a fact of life
Sometimes you're gonna have diarrhea in your pants
You can't just throw away your underwear
Every time that happens, that would cost too much money
So you just got to deal with some crusty undies
It's not a big deal, you just gotta have 'em
Crusty undies, part of life
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, crusty undies

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