Don’t Poop On Stage (the Broadway Poop Song)

[Verse 1]
Attention, all you actors and dancers, the producers have sent me
To teach you that your bowels have got to be empty
With a theater full of people there to see ya
That's not the time to let out your diarrhea

[Chorus]
So before the show
That's when you got to go to the bathroom
And let out all your stinky poop
Let out all your poop before the show starts

[Verse 2]
A diaper underneath your costume pants
Will make it way too difficult to dance
And the critics will complain and say the show needs improvement
If you takе a break to go make a bowel movеment

[Chorus]
So before the show
That's when you got to go to the bathroom
And let out all your stinky poop
You've got to poop, you've got to fart
Before the show starts

[Verse 3]
Broadway is filled with so many sad stories
Of actors and dancers who seemed bound for glory
Except that they lacked a bowel control
They pooped up on stage instead of in a bowl

[Chorus]
So before the show
You have got to go to the bathroom
And let out all your stinky poop
You got to poop, poop, poop and fart
Before the show starts

[Verse 4]
All you dancing women and men
This is so important, so I'll tell you again
With a theater full of people paying to see ya
That's not the time to let out your diarrhea

[Outro]
Do it before the show