The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage - Live at Congress Theater, Chicago, IL, 2008

[Verse 1]
Sit tight, I'm going to need you to keep time
Come on, just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
Good, good, now we're making some progress
Come on, just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat

[Pre-Chorus]
And I believe
This may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't you see?
I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue

[Chorus]
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be
Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperatе for attention
I aim to be
Your eyеs, trophy boys, trophy wives

[Verse 2]
Applause, applause, no, wait, wait
Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make
It seems the artists these days are not who you think
So we'll pick back up on that on another page

[Pre-Chorus]
And I believe
This may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't you see?
I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue

[Chorus]
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be
Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be
Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

[Breakdown]
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen, come on!
Swear to shake it up (Swear to shake it up)

[Chorus]
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be
Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes

[Outro]
La-la-la, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
La-la-la, da-da-da-da-da (Uh-uh-uh-uh)
La-la-la, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
La-la-la, da-da-da-da-da

[Spoken: Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross]
Chicago, Illinois!
My name's Spencer
And I've never had a microphone before, and now I do
But if you were here last night you already knew that
It's a treat
It's a treat to have Spencer with a voice back there
Yeah, it is