Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Live at Congress Theater, Chicago, IL, 2008

[Verse 1: Brendon Urie]
Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking
As you're sliding off your dress?
Then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch his skin

[Verse 2: Brendon Urie]
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie, you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me

[Pre-Chorus: Ryan Ross]
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster

[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?

[Post-Chorus: Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross]
So, I guess we're back to us
Oh, cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off? (Let's pick up and go)

[Verse 3]
Oh, now I do recall
We were just getting to the part where the shock sets in
And the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick
I hope you didn't expect to get all of the attention
Now, let's not get selfish
Did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus?

[Pre-Chorus: Ryan Ross]
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster

[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?

[Post-Chorus: Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross]
Dance to this beat, dance to this beat
Dance to this beat
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster

[Verse 4: Brendon Urie, Brendon Urie & Ryan Ross]
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie, you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me

[Pre-Chorus: Ryan Ross]
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster

[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold?

[Post-Chorus: Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross]
Testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, dance to this beat
And hold a lover close

[Outro: Brendon Urie]
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster
Thank you