The New Recruits

[SONIC]
Hunting for Some Newsies
Hunting for Some Newsies
Ooh, there are some over there
One looks like a bear
[VEGETABLE]
Did you just call me a bear
You stupid child
[SONIC]
Do you treat people like this?
Why
[VEGETABLE]
What are you? A wise guy?
[SONIC]
Put your hands up man
What do you even do for a living
[VEGETABLE]
Well, I like to watch employee stock ownership plans
But just wait
Why do you ask me?
What’re you trying to get me for?
The Battle of the Philippine Sea?
[SONIC]
Well actually sir
I’d like to make a comment
I’m not gonna make you my puppet
So just you wait
[VEGETABLE]
Well let me show you my brother
His name is Carrot
My family is going to disinherit--
Never mind
[CARROT]
Okay, guys, hey
Why you celebrating like it’s Jefferson Davis’ birthday
I’m not racist, so don’t disown me
[SONIC]
Don’t you wanna get away
To the other act of this little play
Cuz I got what you need
Like food or water
Right here, right now
This offer is as worth as little as a sea otter
But we’re trying to give Memeland the freedom
It deserves!
[CARROT]
I like what you’re doing, but frankly
I don’t find it of any sense
Against Doge?
You’ll be losing like YouTubers losing their adsense
Don’t you wanna stop
From this little thing that’s getting in your way
Like a mop
[SONIC]
Oh, damn! Wanna get away
From this little life you lead
Before I ask you to leave
Cuz you’re not sensible
In this situation
[SONIC AND CARROT]
Oh, damn! Wanna get away / Oh, damn! Wanna get away
From little life that you lead / You have no chance
Before I ask you to leave / Against Doge?
Cuz you’re not sensible / You’re not sensible
In this situation / In this situation
[PINGU]
Hey guys, look it’s me
Before you forgot about memes
[CARROT]
Get out of this
[VEGETABLE, SONIC, AND CARROT]
Oh, damn, wanna get away?
From this little life you lead
Cuz I got what you need
Like food and water
I’ll do what I do
You’ll do what you do
So don’t ask any questions
Before you have to leave
[VEGETABLE]
Okay, let’s join!
[PINGU]
I will too!
[VEGETABLE, PINGU, CARROT, AND SONIC]
Oh, damn! Wanna get away
From this little life that you lead
To become a real meme!
[FREDDY]
With the New Recruits, Sonic set up his own branch of the Meme Army. The New Recruit branch was just the beginning of this army