Memeland

[SONIC]
Tails! We’re not on Earth
Tails! We’re not where we’re supposed to be
Tails! Get your lazy ass u-

[FREDDY]
Hello!
My name is Freddy Foozber
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing place

[SONIC]
Who are you, bear!

[FREDDY]
Hi and welcome to Memeland
Hi, welcome to the home of the memes!

[SONIC]
Memeland, huh?
Tails, I don’t think we’re going back to Mobius

[FREDDY]
Well actually...about that
No one can escape Memeland
No one can break it’s barriers
No one WILL ESCAPE!

[MEMES]
Warped warped warped warped

[SONIC]
So you’re saying
We can't leave

[FREDDY]
Obviously
Just enjoy the weather
And don't wear leather
It's a federal offense

[SONIC]
Seriously? Wearing leather is a federal offense? Pfft!

[FREDDY]
I'm surprised you didn't already know that
We are born with all the knowledge
Unless you really are the Chosen Ones

[SONIC]
What chosen ones?

[FREDDY]
The chosen ones that will save the world
From Supreme Leader Doge's evil grasp!

[SONIC]
So there's a dictator, huh?

[FREDDY]
Yes, he controls everybody's lives
We have to live in fear
But one day the Chosen Ones will descend from the Real World and save us

[SONIC]
Hi, I'm Sonic, and this is Tails!

[TAILS]
Hey

[FREDDY]
You really are the Chosen Ones! Hahah! I did it! Well, reevaluate your life, I'm gonna go get a promotion