We’re Poor Now

[SONIC]
Oh boy we’re on the beach
The water is made of bleach
So it destroys everything it touches
It’s time to preach
That we haven’t lost our money!
Right, Tails?
[Pac-man gobble-gobble-gobbles.]
Okay seriously
Where the hell did you get a Pac-man
Tails?

[TAILS]
Oh, all I had to do
Was spend all of our money
I could’ve gotten a pet bunny
But a got a Pac-man instead

[SONIC]
Why the hell would you that
We’re poor now
Why the hell would you spend all of our money on this pet
Actually, how much did you spend?

[TAILS]
$1,000,000. It was the best price

[SONIC]
Tails! That’s all of our money!

[TAILS]
Oh

[SONIC]
Well luckily we have the extra revenue-ue-ue
If we didn’t have that
I would have to sell my blue-ue-ue-ue

[TAILS]
What extra revenue?
Oh, you mean my lunch?

[SONIC]
YOU ATE IT?!

[TAILS]
It looked tasty…

[SONIC]
Lord, help me
This fox
Will kill me
One day
But for now
We’re poor now--

[TAILS]
I know a good place where we stay!
[Sonic and Tails go to Town Square.]
Help us
We’re poor
And we’ve got $4 dollars
Thanks to Mario
But we’re poor now

[BABY MARIO]
Oh hey guys
What’s up
You are poor?
Well I have some advice!