Blue Yoshi!

[Instrumental of “Quadrant 14”.]
[SONIC]
Oh man already love this place
It's smacked me in the face with culture
Culture (culture)

[MONKEY COUCH]
IT’S THAT VULTURE!!

[MEMES]
BLUE YOSHI!!!
[The memes run all over.]

[SONIC]
What? Who? Why? Where?

[MONKEY COUCH]
Up in the sky, over there
Watch out, Chosen One

[SONIC]
Yoshis are pals of Mario
And Mario is good
They stick with him through thick and thin
At least until they get to the castle made of birchwood

[MONKEY COUCH]
Chosen One!
Listen, I’m giving you advice!
Run from here
If you want to live
Don’t go near the shed
It’s full of lice

[SONIC]
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
And I haven’t seen this book
So if you’ll leave me here
I’ll get a closer look!
[Blue Yoshi swings into Quadrant 14.]

[BLUE YOSHI]
Ah Quadrant 14, we meet again
I am your biggest friend until the end!

[SONIC]
He doesn’t seem too bad

[BLUE YOSHI]
WELL TODAY IS THE END!!
HAHAHAHA!

[SONIC]
Nevermind
[The memes scream.]
[Lakitu comes into frame.]

[LAKITU]
GUYS DON’T TELL HIM!
[Lakitu hits Blue Yoshi. Blue Yoshi falls and hits the ground hard.]

[SONIC]
Wow, you.. You killed him I think

[LAKITU]
That’s a GOOD thing

[SONIC]
Well, I’ll be damned
Tails, our Memeland shenanigans have a body count