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The Miracle of Birth by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Donna Lynne Champlin)
The Miracle of Birth by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Donna Lynne Champlin)

The Miracle of Birth

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Donna Lynne Champlin * Track #33 On Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Original Television Soundtrack): Season 3

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Album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Original Television Soundtrack): Season 3

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Original Television Soundtrack): Season 3 by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

2018

The Miracle of Birth by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Donna Lynne Champlin)

Release Date
Fri Feb 16 2018
Performed by
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend CastDonna Lynne Champlin
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With Heather (Vella Lovell) about to give birth in “Nathaniel Is Irrelevant,” Paula (Donna Lynne Champlin) sings her this spectacularly graphic and grotesque song about the glories of childbirth. Heather is completely freaked out by the lyrics.

The Miracle of Birth Lyrics

Of all the mystery and wonder
And beauty on this earth
Nothing can compare to
The miracle of birth
Well your cervix has been closed
And plugged with mucus
But soon that viscous plug
Will be discharged

It’s called ‘bloody show.’

And explosive diarrhea
Means that labor's drawing nearer
And those sharp painful contractions
Cause your cervix to enlarge

Beautiful!

Then you race your ass
Over to the hospital
Where they’ll strap you in
For the hell ride of your life

It’s what your body’s made for

You’ll soon be in so much pain
That you’ll probably exclaim
"Please just kill me now
Doctor, doula, or midwife!"

Tear, tear, tear
Goes your vagina!
Never will it be
Its cute little self again
But the good news is
If you have a few more kids
The rest will basically
Plop right out

After hours and hours
Of utter torture
You may poop yourself and/or
Throw up as you bear down

Cause you’re a goddess!

And though you’ve never
Been this tired—Wait!
Here comes the ring of fire
That’s your vagina bursting
Into flames as the head
Starts to crown

Burn, burn, burn
Goes your vagina!
And you’ll curse and scream
Until you hear a cry!

It’s your baby!

And oops! There it went-a
That was the placenta
Which you must expel
Or you will surely die!

When it’s all over they place
The baby on your breast
You may be happy for a moment
But then for months you’ll be depressed
'Cause you’ve wrecked your life and body
You’ll think "What’s it really worth?"
All that for the miracle of birth!

The Miracle of Birth Q&A

Who wrote The Miracle of Birth's ?

The Miracle of Birth was written by Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger & Jack Dolgen & Aline Brosh McKenna.

When did Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast release The Miracle of Birth?

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released The Miracle of Birth on Fri Feb 16 2018.

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