Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Erick Lopez & Scott Michael Foster & Danny Jolles & David Hull & Pete Gardner & Donna Lynne Champlin & Vella Lovell & Gabrielle Ruiz
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Gabrielle Ruiz & Donna Lynne Champlin & Vella Lovell
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Scott Michael Foster
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Michael McMillian
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vella Lovell
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Pete Gardner
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Amy Hill
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster & David Hull & Vincent Rodriguez III
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Pete Gardner & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster & Rachel Bloom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Michael Hyatt
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vella Lovell & Gabrielle Ruiz & Donna Lynne Champlin & Rachel Bloom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster
In the episode “Nathaniel Needs My Help!”, Darryl (Pete Gardner) has broken up with White Josh (David Hull) and is now seeking to father another child with a surrogate. He visits a fertility clinic to make sure he still can father a child and receives good news from them.
(Prelude)
[DARRYL]
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh uh huh uh huh
[MRS. HERNANDEZ]
Oh God, this is gonna be gross
(Song)
[DARRYL]
My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
I'm like Warren Buffett
I got so much of it
That's what my doctors tell me
My point is in a nutshell
Each time I bust, I bust well
I got the quantity
And the quality
No IUD is stoppin' me
'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon
And all the surrogates be screamin'
Just give me some of that
Premium-grade baby batter
I never splatter
My sperm, my sperm
Is no cause for concern
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got the best sperm in the biz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy
(instrumental break)
(spoken)
[MRS. HERNANDEZ]
Brad, you too?
(Song)
[DARRYL]
Even though I'm no teenager
My boys still throw a rager
They get bottle service
In every cervix
Blowin' eggs up like a pager
Every lady's gettin' fertilized
Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized
My sperm shines brighter than the sun
So wear special glasses or avert your eyes
Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks
I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
Not a castaway
But I blast away
That thing I do
Is inseminate you
With my sperm, my sperm
The tests have all confirmed
[LAWYERS]
His sperm is healthy!
His sperm is healthy!
[ALL]
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
My sperm just aced the quiz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy
(Spoken outro)
[MRS. HERNANDEZ]
Congratulations
[DARRYL]
Thank you
My Sperm Is Healthy was written by Rachel Bloom & Jack Dolgen & Adam Schlesinger.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released My Sperm Is Healthy on Fri Jan 05 2018.