My Sperm Is Healthy by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Pete Gardner)
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Album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Original Television Soundtrack): Season 3

My Sperm Is Healthy by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Pete Gardner)

Release Date
Fri Jan 05 2018
Performed by
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend CastPete Gardner
About

In the episode “Nathaniel Needs My Help!”, Darryl (Pete Gardner) has broken up with White Josh (David Hull) and is now seeking to father another child with a surrogate. He visits a fertility clinic to make sure he still can father a child and receives good news from them.

My Sperm Is Healthy Lyrics

(Prelude)
[DARRYL]
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh uh huh uh huh

[MRS. HERNANDEZ]
Oh God, this is gonna be gross

(Song)
[DARRYL]
My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
I'm like Warren Buffett
I got so much of it
That's what my doctors tell me

My point is in a nutshell
Each time I bust, I bust well
I got the quantity
And the quality
No IUD is stoppin' me

'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon
And all the surrogates be screamin'
Just give me some of that
Premium-grade baby batter
I never splatter
My sperm, my sperm
Is no cause for concern

My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got the best sperm in the biz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy

(instrumental break)

(spoken)
[MRS. HERNANDEZ]
Brad, you too?

(Song)
[DARRYL]
Even though I'm no teenager
My boys still throw a rager
They get bottle service
In every cervix
Blowin' eggs up like a pager

Every lady's gettin' fertilized
Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized
My sperm shines brighter than the sun
So wear special glasses or avert your eyes

Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks
I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
Not a castaway
But I blast away
That thing I do
Is inseminate you
With my sperm, my sperm
The tests have all confirmed

[LAWYERS]
His sperm is healthy!
His sperm is healthy!

[ALL]
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
My sperm just aced the quiz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy

(Spoken outro)
[MRS. HERNANDEZ]
Congratulations

[DARRYL]
Thank you

My Sperm Is Healthy Q&A

Who wrote My Sperm Is Healthy's ?

My Sperm Is Healthy was written by Rachel Bloom & Jack Dolgen & Adam Schlesinger.

When did Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast release My Sperm Is Healthy?

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released My Sperm Is Healthy on Fri Jan 05 2018.

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