Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Erick Lopez & Scott Michael Foster & Danny Jolles & David Hull & Pete Gardner & Donna Lynne Champlin & Vella Lovell & Gabrielle Ruiz
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Gabrielle Ruiz & Donna Lynne Champlin & Vella Lovell
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Kabir Akhtar & Vincent Rodriguez III
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom & Scott Michael Foster
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Michael McMillian
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vella Lovell
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Josh Groban
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & &
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Connie Jackson & Gabrielle Ruiz
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & & & Donna Lynne Champlin
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Pete Gardner
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Pete Gardner
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Amy Hill
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Erick Lopez & Gabrielle Ruiz & Vella Lovell & Pete Gardner & David Hull & Scott Michael Foster & Vincent Rodriguez III & Donna Lynne Champlin & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster & David Hull & Vincent Rodriguez III
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Pete Gardner & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Michael Hyatt
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Michael Hyatt
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Gabrielle Ruiz & Vella Lovell & Donna Lynne Champlin & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vella Lovell & Gabrielle Ruiz & Donna Lynne Champlin & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast &
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Donna Lynne Champlin
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster & Rachel Bloom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Scott Michael Foster
This number takes place at a male strip club, when Nathaniel (Scott Michael Foster) and White Josh (David Hull) overhear some female customers talking about how guys who look like the strippers can’t possibly have troubles. They respond with this song in which they strip on the club’s stage, showing...
[WHITE JOSH]
One!
[NATHANIEL]
Two!
[WHITE JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
One, two, three, four!
[NATHANIEL]
We know what people think when they see us
[WHITE JOSH]
That we're so hot, it's insane
[NATHANIEL]
Ane, ane, ane!
[WHITE JOSH]
When we exit a pool, we do it in slow-motion
[NATHANIEL]
But that don't mean we can't complain
[WHITE JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
This is our quiet personal time to reflect
(Flect, flect, flect, flect!)
We both have almost no body fat
But we're too bummed out to talk about that
I know we look so much better than you
But fit hot guys have problems, too
Uh!
[WHITE JOSH]
Everyone is at our sexual mercy
Be them a mister
[NATHANIEL]
Or miss
[WHITE JOSH]
Miss, miss, miss!
[NATHANIEL]
But when we're down on our knees
[WHITE JOSH]
No one has sympathy
[NATHANIEL]
Because they only see this
[WHITE JOSH]
And this
[NATHANIEL]
And this
[WHITE JOSH]
And this
[NATHANIEL]
And this
[WHITE JOSH]
And this
[NATHANIEL]
And this
[WHITE JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
But what about this?
[WHITE JOSH AND NATHANIEL]
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
It's just hard to process emotions with our clothes on
(Clothes on, clothes on, clothes on!)
Our pecs are perfect, but we have bad days
So don't objectify us with your male and female gaze
We have childhood traumas just like you
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Uh!
[NATHANIEL, WHITE JOSH, AND JOSH]
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
Leave us alone, we have to twerk out our sad
(Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad)
We're expressing our pain through the art of dance
But we'll express so much better without these pants
There's so much pressure when you're a fit hot guy
So just let us ugly cry!
Let us ugly cry!
Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too was written by Grant Michaels & Jack Dolgen & Adam Schlesinger & Rachel Bloom.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too on Fri Jan 12 2018.