The Land Before Time DCLXVI: Big Rock in the Sky

(Littlefoot)
A great new day in the Great Valley
Munching on these leaves and berries
I'm Littlefoot and here's my story
As this day flies by before me

(Cera)
Hey, Littlefoot!
It's your best friend Cera!
Why are you talking
Out loud to yourself?

(Ducky)
Hey, we're in the Land Before Time!
Oh yes yes yes yes yes
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Did I mention yes?

(Littlefoot)
Yes, yes you did
So guys, what shall we do today?
We could visit sharpteeth or play

(Mysterious Dinosaur)
Hey there kids. You guys aren't thinking about having fun today, are you? Cause you know what's gonna happen today? The
Flyers are predicting a falling rock that could wipe out our whole civilization. We just hate to inform you that
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

(Littlefoot)
What is this guy saying, there is no way that could happen
How could flyers even see a rock that is that far away?
I think that we shouldn't worry

(Some other dinosaur)
You speak nonsense, boy! Oh hurry
Please run and seek shelter, scurry!

(Littlefoot)
Who's predicting this thing, now?

(Petrie)
Over here guys, it's me, Petrie!
I know who's predicting this stuff
It's some other guy named Neil
Who I've never seen before

(Neil)
Well, um, hi. My name's Neil and I don't play anything and I came back in time to rock out in a Dinosaurchestra, but um, I shook my magic 8 ball and it said we're all gonna die but um, we're gonna keep playing because I wanna be optimistic!
Because

Everything works out nice in the end
The sun will marry the moon
It'll be fine
Why don't we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon

(Cera)
Hey. Nobody cares. And sun marrying the moon? What does that mean?

(Neil)
You're mean. Come on, my Dinosaurchestra. You guys can go die in a meteor crash

(Petrie)
You mean that meteor?

(Littlefoot)
Oh look in the sky!

(Cera)
Look up real high!

(Ducky)
It's quite apparent

(Petrie)
That we're gonna die!

(Ducky) (Nope nope nope nope...)

(Littlefoot)
Warn everybody!

(Cera)
Oh what's the point, dude?

(Littlefoot)
Ducky shut up please!

(Petrie)
Explosions are very rude!

(Cera)
Oh it's coming closer!

(Littlefoot)
Let's hide in the bushes!

(Cera)
That's not gonna help us!

(Littlefoot)
Well give me ideas now!!

(Cera)
I can't even think cause
Ducky is whining

(Littlefoot)
Well soon we'll be dying!

(Petrie)
Instead I'll be flying!

(Littlefoot)
Everyone listen!
We're all gonna die soon!

(Dinosaur with British Accent)
Well you sir speak nonsense
It's a fine afternoon

(crowd)
We're all gonna stay here, stay here, stay here
We will be fine, so let us be in peace

(Littlefoot)
You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!

(Cera)
You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!

(Littlefoot)
I TOLD YOU, IT'S THE METEOR!

(Cera)
That's the meteor and we dunno what to do

(Littlefoot)
It's coming even faster, soon existence will be through

(Duckie)
It's been nice knowing all you guys, I guess this is goodbye

(Petrie)
I'm going to escape by flying way up in the s---AAAAHH!!!

And that is the story of the extinction of the dinosaurs, my friends. All throughout the land, each dinosaur's only purpose was now to be fossilized, and for scientists to dig them up thousands of years later. In the land where dinosaurs once roamed, there were no more. It was time for a new dominant species, new evolutions, new birds, reptiles, and mammals. There were no more worries about being eaten by a T-Rex, no more dominance by ability to rip things to shreds, no more cold blooded flying reptiles, and most importantly, there were no more Land Before Time sequels