Old People

They gonna squeeze on your face
When they come into your place
Although their memory of you's gone
You must beware of the cane
And you can see all their veins
And everything they say makes you yawn

You swear they're older than dirt
They boss you round like a jerk
While they should be six feet underneath
And when they're out on the road
There's panic and stuff explodes
And sometimes they don't even have teeth

You see now
Old people scare the living pants offa me
They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased
For gifts they buy clothes and they cause wrecks on the road
Until they're rid from the world I'm not free

They say that back in their day
They just used board games to play
Can you imagine them as a kid?
Their TV's are black and white
They snore real loud in the night
You wonder why they are not yet all dead

You see now
Old people scare the living pants offa me
They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased
Their bones pop and they hurt and they eat pills for dessert
And they cannot even work the TV

Old people scare the living pants offa me
They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased
They got real long nails and some are fat like a whale
And yes when I get that old I'll agree

Old people scare the living pants offa me
They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased
They come out at full moon and their skin looks like a prune
And they smell just like a bucket of pee